Here we got early copy of new Borat book. Half is titled Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. And A., and if you flip the book around other half is titled Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhastan. So that is the first joke: the book is actually two books. The second joke is the price: $24.95. We got our copy for the price of free, and we didn't even have to run faster than American soldiers with guns to keep book thanks to the man in the funny U.S. And A mail truck who said they haven't used ponies to deliver the mail for many years. We would be angry if we had had to pay full retail monies for such book from Borat.
Still, many funny parts do exist in both sides of this two for one book. Be careful. The book won't explode in your hands, but it will destroy many innocences of children in whose hands this fall. Borat warns of the major consequences of letting children and women read it. "You will recall the story of Karylgash Utmanalybev -- 'the woman who read a book.' Her female brain was not sufficient powerful for such a thing and she became crazy inside head and killed her husband with her own leg chains and choke to death while eating her own shoe. If your wife start to read she will too have crazy thoughts."
We laughed at Borat's description of American system politik: "Although there is one Supreme Leader, US and A is split into fifty separate Sates (the smallest is Alabama, the biggest is Waterworld) and each one is ruled by its own Warlord. Most powerful is leader of Californias, Arnold the Barbarian." He identifies Barbara Bush as a former premier and IDs Courtney Love as Dolly Partons. We thought funny that among the significant dates in Kazakh history was 2002 A.D. "construction of Tinshein swimming pool is complete 2 years ahead of schedule." Five years later, the pool's "filtration system explode killing 3000 people." As we laugh, we asked why is this so funny?
If you laugh too, then 2 is your lucky number and you will like these 2 books that are in one by Borat.
