
Ray Park has signed on to play the silent ninja warrior Snake-Eyes in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. Slashfilm says he's a dream choice to take on the role.
Snake-Eyes is a highly-skilled martial artist, disfigured, unable to speak and always wearing a mask, and this is likely why they got Park for the gig. Park has played a number of roles where he gets to look really cool, but he doesn't get to speak. If you saw him as Toad in the first X-Men film, you'll see that his voice is a bit high and squeaky, which is not good for the badasses he can otherwise physically portray. His Darth Maul was overdubbed with a fake evil rumble. All that face paint couldn't make his voice cool.
Park joins Sienna Miller, who's been cast as the sultry Baroness. The trouble is, there are rumors going around about radical changes to the mythos, including the blending of two roles - the nefarious Baroness and the heroic Scarlett. Of course, this could also be early misinformation to throw some eyes off the plot, like the casting of Ken Watanabe in Batman Begins was.
The general scoop of the G.I. Joe story is this. There's an elite military unit called G.I. Joe, which ostensibly could mean it's sort of a gritty throwback squad or a Navy SEAL sort of thing. Everyone's got a cute code name - the general is Hawk, the commander is Duke, the guy under him is Flint, the red-head is Scarlett, the ninja is Snake-Eyes, the guy with all the comm gear is Dialtone or Breaker, the heavy machine gunner with the beard who likes rock 'n' roll is Rock 'N' Roll, etc. The movie is turning G.I.JOE into an acronym rather than a code name for America's daring highly-trained special mission force, and there's talk that it's going to be more of an international coalition. But it's hard to imagine French soldiers charging into battle and yelling "YO JOE!"
The enemy in the G.I. Joe saga is Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. It's led by a mysterious hooded man known only as Cobra Commander. Ridiculously well-financed and supplied with weapons and high-tech military vehicles by a steel-masked Scottish arms-dealer Destro and his mercenary paramour known as The Baroness, Cobra's villainy in the old 80s cartoon was, well, cartoony, with weather-controlling machines and giant operation bases shaped like snakes. In the comic book series, though, Cobra Commander was less an international terrorist and more a constitutional purist and extreme right-winger. The movie, however, seems to be replacing Cobra Commander entirely, and making Destro the head of the organization. Not a HUGE stretch, really, because Destro often angled for control.
Fanboys are grumbling a bit about these changes, skepticism is in the air, and G.I. Joe doesn't have the draw of giant CGI robot wars like Transformers did to trump all the grousing about the drastic alterations that happened there. We'll have to wait and see if casting a great Snake-Eyes can make up for it.