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In Theaters This Weekend: The Eye, The Dead Body, The Wilderness and The Achy Breaky Spawn

Jessica Alba in The Eye

Over Hear Dead Body: I've already registered my complaints. It's a cute premise with very little execution beyond what Paul Rudd decides to toss out here and there.

The Eye: Jessica Alba was blind, but now she sees. But she also sees ghosts and scary things because eyes are the windows to the soul and if you have somebody else's eyes you see stuff they used to see because eyes are magical and not just gooey sacs of retinal fluid.

Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert: People are spending thousands of dollars for tickets for this Disney Channel perk-a-thon. Now you can see it for a Hamilton.

Strange Wilderness: If Allen Covert is in the film and Adam Sandler is not, the prospects don't look promising. At least Grandma's Boy had Linda Cardellini being hot..

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