This is the rumor: Madonna wants to produce and star in a remake of one of the greatest films of all time, Casablanca, and set it during the Iraq War.
This would be a perfect storm of cinematic mistakes. Remaking Casablanca (which can never be done ever), making an Iraq War movie (which all seem to tank and tank hard), and having Madonna star in a movie (we'd hoped Swept Away would finally sweep her away, but she's apparently still Desperately Seeking Oscar).
