G.I. Joe is the codename for America's daring highly-trained special mission force. It's purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
That was the mantra, but now that it's an international paramilitary squad who all dress like the X-Men, all bets are off. A flood of new images of the Joe team were released today, so have a look and see what you think!
The Rock is rumored to be playing Hector Delgado, a.k.a. Shipwreck in a cameo role as well. If he is, then this image of him starring in Doom probably isn't that far off.
And if Juno and Iceman were in G.I. Joe, they'd look like this.
And if Josh Charles was in it, he'd probably look like this.
Sorry, this'll stop now. But Josh Charles just deserves a random shout-out. He could've totally played Mainframe or Lifeline or something. He should be a much bigger star by now, because he's great.