Jack Bauer: Mall Cop!
Not really, but Kiefer Sutherland is playing a "troubled ex-cop" and current mall security guard in Mirrors, a horror movie about some kind of supernatural evil that invades his home through those handy reflective glass surfaces we all use to make sure our nipples aren't slipping or we got all the special sauce remnants out of our beards.
Director Alexandre Aja, of High Tension and The Hills Have Eyes, aims to make us even more afraid of mirrors than people with eating disorders are. After you watch this flick, you may have to stare at your own mirror for a while to make sure your face isn't sliding off of your skull.
